Classic stoner phrases: Who’s smoking?

Do you know all the classic stoner phrases? There are a whole lot of them! They are those phrases you say when smoking with others, because hey, you’re not going to smoke it all yourself, are you? No?

It is all about enjoying the moment and sharing. Imagine you have your own Supreme Medium papers, with their ultra smooth texture and slow burn. Share the experience! But with whom? And that’s where these stoner phrases come into play.

These phrases are essentially a game in themselves. Each one has a typical response, so the first in the group to remember or who is ready to pounce will have every right to smoke!

That person will decide how much to smoke and when to pass it on. Unless it is at the end, in which case that person can kill it, because usually somebody has said something before.

As you can see, there is a whole culture around smoking! Below are a few epic phrases, and we are sure you know some of them:

Puff, Puff, Pass

This is what we were just talking about, it is normal to pass on whatever you are smoking instead of having it all to yourself.

There are not really any prior agreements made before you start smoking, so this is a good rule to stick to.

The phrase “puff, puff, pass” is quite logical in itself. But it should be respected. It may not be the most creative, but it is a classic.

“Puff, Puff, Pass” and then chat about whatever you want.

As you can see, it may not rhyme, but it rolls off the tongue. For example: “Hey yo, this isn’t a ‘puff, listen to a story, puff and then pass circle. It’s a puff, puff, pass bro!”

Who’s killing it? 

Finishing a Supreme King Size paper is not easy, even less so on your own. The size of the paper means you will be puffing for a good while, but all good things have to come to an end at some point.

This honor is known as “killing it”, which is where the phrase “who’s killing it?” comes from. Another smoking classic. It is all about seeing who is going to finish it off.

Popular culture states that whoever kills it has to roll the next one, so remember that! If you have your own Supreme King Size papers + Tips you already have everything you need to roll again.

What follows this phrase? Well usually someone offers themselves up to do the honor.

Who’s killing it? “I’ll go”

There are a lot of variations when it comes to smoking slang, and they can be very original.

“Who’s having the roach?” This is the end of a smoked joint or blunt.

It may even be chewed and swallowed by ‘that one friend’.

For example:

“Oh shiiiiiii- I just found a roach in my jacket pocket – time for a quick hit.”

Call me Spiderman, because I’m in love with Mary Jane

Stoner culture goes way beyond “puff, puff, pass” or “who’s killing it?”. Famous people also get mentioned when there is a smoking session on.

One of our favorites is:

“Call me Spiderman, because I’m in love with Mary Jane”

But there are others too:

“The name’s Bong. James Bong.”

But do you think we are done there with our stoner phrases? No way.

And keeping in the spirit of famous people, we have another great one for you:

“Who smokes on a Harley? Bob Marley”

Other famous phrases

There are countless stoner phrases. These are just some of the most famous, but there are many more. See if your friends know them, and can earn their right to smoke with you.

“Dude, this tokes heavy” – “I know right”

“Wanna go hit that dank?” – “Yeah”

“Homie, it’s loud in here” – “Enjoy”

“How did the stoner propose to his wife?” – “Marriage, Juana?”

“What do you call a stoner frog?” – “Rippit Rippit”

“When in doubt, smoke it out.”

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.”

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